What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

i dont like chris

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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