How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

i dont like chris

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

What'sucks and white Jackson

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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