Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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whoa there

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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