Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Women's rights

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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What did the man without a tongue say...

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

trumpy trumpy trump

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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