- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

gay marriage.

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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