- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

I have Alzheimer. What?

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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