- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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