What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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