- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Knock, knock. answers door

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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