knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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women's rights

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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