Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Women's rights

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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my whole life!

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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