Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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