So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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You're*

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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