- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the book disappear?

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

Bake until golden at 375

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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