- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

i dont like chris

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

mark is mark

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

salad days!

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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