Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

poo is yummy

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Tim and Eric

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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