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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

modern love

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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