what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

K.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Your Mom.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Your mom is fat

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Woman rights.

Anti Joke

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