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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

My pet rock died.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

once upon a time there was a boy

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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