A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Its true, he didnt write that!!

thumb_up thumb_down +24

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

thumb_up thumb_down +22

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +22

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's funnier than 24? 25

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops