There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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