A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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