whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Tim and Eric

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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