- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Win and Beau have no friends

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Nicolas Cage

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Worst joke ever

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