Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Breast cancer.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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