A cow says moo and explodes.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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