In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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You're Adopted.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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