Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

An English man walks into a pub.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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