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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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