When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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My tractor broke down.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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