How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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