- Anti Joke

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Punch line.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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