There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

fack me in the ace! CC

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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