So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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? I hate niiggers ?

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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