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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

A Black Man walks into a bar...

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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