- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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