- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

I lost my tractor.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Murder me once, shame on you.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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