when debbie meets downer

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

what's brown and sticky? A stick

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

I was born.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

God is real

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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