There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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knock knock. come in.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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whats 2+2? 4

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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