Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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