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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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You smell like shit

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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your mother hates you

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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