- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

whats a dick a dick

buttcrack thumbs up

Your all fags

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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