- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Cancer.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What is 9 + 10? 21

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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