There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Black History Month

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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