- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Cancer.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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