A guy has cancer. He dies.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

I am a n1gger.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Ms. Smoot's class

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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