Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Anti Joke

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