- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Women's Rights.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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