What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Dogs in my home.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

How did th-A fridge.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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