What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Hello

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Mike tyson

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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