I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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rebecca is a hard worker

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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