Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

thumb_up thumb_down -14

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did I get raped

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops