What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Yes.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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