a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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