What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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terry stockton is straight

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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