- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Guess what.. chicken butt

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

women's rights

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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