How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Type 2 diabetics

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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I am a n1gger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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