ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Life is an elephant, get married.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Why does life suck? Because it does

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Women Sports.

Dogs in my home.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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