- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

modern love

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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