keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Women's rights.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Woman's rights

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

I'm gay. No homo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Give me thumbs up!

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Women's rights.

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