- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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