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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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