- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Why is pi? Because circles.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What's up brah brah

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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