Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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