Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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This one time at band camp....

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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ecks! why zee?

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pickle sniffer

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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