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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Tell you something funny.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

hipsters

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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