why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Yes.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Chicken

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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