- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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