Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why did the dog eat poop?

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

i like tits

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

women's rights.

Spell: “This word”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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