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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why? Whats wrong?

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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