- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Snausages.

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

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