- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Which is longer? A rope...

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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