Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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