Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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