- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Where's my tractor?

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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